Skateland - York Beach, ME - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_comedy Crawling through five hundred yards

Crawling through five hundred yards of sewage is a hell of a way to validate a retirement plan

Every dad at the hardware store considers both the knowing chuckle and the disgusted stare a win

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Skateland - York Beach, ME - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_comedy Crawling through five hundred yardsSkateland put a sailboat and crashing waves on its logo like roller skating was a nautical tradition, then crammed the actual skate into the bottom corner as an afterthought. Somebody's uncle with a sign painting business charged forty bucks and called it branding. The Details: A cream scallop shell shape contains blue vintage serif text reading "SKATELAND" arched along the top. A hand drawn sailboat on ocean waves with clouds and birds fills the