I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S the exit strategy was better

the exit strategy was better

rendered in white with halftone dot shading

rendered in white and golden-yellow with a prominent hooked beak and a red

Santa ditched the sleigh to pop wheelies on a mountain bike like a D

Bold white block text reads "UNIVERSITY" above "- EST

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S the exit strategy was betterSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white