Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Unisex T-Shirt altoona with figures pulling it apart

with figures pulling it apart in progressive stages

rendered in a mid-century cartoon mascot style

and wheels rendered in a weathered screen-print texture

Every eruption drew crowds to the sidewalk

Named for the heavyweight champion

Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Unisex T-Shirt altoona with figures pulling it apartCalibrating emotional bandwidth on vintage analog equipment seems excessive until the needle pins at negative three and physically strains to go lower. Peer reviewed data confirms the results are conclusive and the meter wants a refund. The Details: White line art semicircular gauge arc spans the top, with white sans serif numbers from " 3" to "3" marking the scale. A red needle is pegged hard to the left past " 3." Below the arc, white retro