Brad Hamilton - All American Burger - Unisex Hoodie johnhughes1 Distressed white bold uppercase text

Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

Liability insurance alone could bankrupt a small nation

A monochromatic peach-toned illustration depicts John Matrix shirtless

AND HADDAD

Brad Hamilton - All American Burger - Unisex Hoodie johnhughes1 Distressed white bold uppercase textEmployee of the month at All American Burger is the kind of honor that comes with a paper hat and zero career prospects. Brad Hamilton wore both with the dignity of a man who hadn't quit yet. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: Arched red text reads "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" surrounded by red and blue stars, above a portrait of Brad Hamilton in a paper hat and red fast food uniform. Wide white and blue serif text reads "ALLAMERICAN