Check Out My Junk - Long Sleeve T-Shirt beach Gray distressed storm cloud sits

Gray distressed storm cloud sits at top center

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A digital illustration of a bald eagle rendered in blue

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Check Out My Junk - Long Sleeve T-Shirt beach Gray distressed storm cloud sitsPlausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan