Tee Shirt - Unisex T-Shirt 80s THAT'S TWO DOLLARS

THAT'S TWO DOLLARS

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Tee Shirt - Unisex T-Shirt 80s THAT'S TWO DOLLARSLabeling a tee shirt "Tee Shirt" twice, once in fancy cursive and once in unhinged graffiti, is the clothing equivalent of a hostage reading their own ransom note in two accents. The informational value is zero but the commitment is genuinely unsettling. The Details: White cursive script reads "Tee Shirt" across the upper portion. Below, large angular white graffiti style tag lettering spells out "Tee Shirt" again, rendered in aggressive street art