You Should See The Size of My Sack - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Arched black block text reads

Arched black block text reads "URBAN ACHIEVERS" flanked by a small teal star on the left and a small coral-red star on the right

White block text reads "DO IT YOURSELF GARAGE" flanked by small lightning bolts

Bold white text reads "EDWARD'S" above smaller white text reading "LANDSCAPING

it was the world's largest hotel at the time

Nobody's catching him dirty

You Should See The Size of My Sack - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Arched black block text readsSanta hauling a box twice his size is just plausible deniability for the oldest locker room brag in holiday history. One second of squinting at the text and suddenly everybody at the party needs a much larger glass of wine. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration in red depicts Santa Claus struggling to carry a comically oversized wrapped gift box topped with a bow, rendered with weathered screen print texture. Distressed red block text below