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Overlapping geometric triangle outlines in cyan and magenta frame the text from behind

with bold white sans-serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg" printed on the purple half

" with bold serif text reading "Papermakers" and a decorative swoosh below

Signing onto a Weyland-Yutani vessel means your bonus shares come with fine print about acceptable crew losses

and breakfast at any hour

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