Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_golf Takashi's only qualifications are a

Takashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science

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Inspired by Trailer Park Boys

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Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_golf Takashi's only qualifications are aTakashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science. Laurel wreaths never looked so earned at a carnival no university would sanction today. Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle, flanked by laurel wreath branches, with cursive script