John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Sweatshirt ut2-rebuilt Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard"

Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard" above dark brown text reading "PREMIUM WEREWOLF" and "BEER KEGS

Chappy Sinclair in an officer's cap appears beside "Since 1986

A horizontal white dashed line separates the upper text from smaller white lowercase text reading "commas save lives

Going that way really fast is either reckless stupidity or a startup pitch deck

Fit: Standard unisex fit

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Sweatshirt ut2-rebuilt Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard"Retiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text