Boom Roasted - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt 70s with curved distressed blue text

with curved distressed blue text reading "CHIPPIES" arched across the top

Bold distressed white text along the bottom reads "COLLEGIANS

Hennigan's Scotch Whiskey

White text below reads "I Want Super Powers

Lincoln's Gettysburg Address hits different when the only union you're preserving is your ability to stand upright

Boom Roasted - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt 70s with curved distressed blue textPutting a turkey between "boom" and "roasted" is the kind of aggressive literalism that belongs on a motivational poster in a break room nobody uses. Thanksgiving finally has a catchphrase with more confidence than the person carving. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BOOM" in a curved arrangement above a cartoon style golden brown roasted turkey on a white serving platter, with a drumstick bone visible. Curved distressed white block