Rock Around the Christmas Tree - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L one cigarette in his mouth

one cigarette in his mouth and another held in his raised hand

with "ESTD" and "1973" on either side

Straight distressed white text below reads "IT'S CHEAPER THAN THERAPY

surrounded by small floating bubbles

above cream serif text reading "Professor of Archaeology

Rock Around the Christmas Tree - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L one cigarette in his mouthBear hugging a Christmas tree with that much intensity suggests the tree owes him money or he's auditioning for a Hallmark movie where the love interest is lumber. That tree is load bearing in every sense of the word. The Details: Arched bold white block text reads "ROCK AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE" above a cartoon illustration of a muscular bald man embracing a decorated green Christmas tree. Red ornaments, candy canes, white garland, and a golden