Dedicated Involved Loving Father - Unisex Sweatshirt westchester topped by a small yellow

topped by a small yellow star

White Old English blackletter text below reads "Han Cholo

Eighty-seven beers ago

Spelling out profanity with a rebus puzzle is the adult equivalent of flipping someone off inside your pocket

Pink italic serif text below reads "

Dedicated Involved Loving Father - Unisex Sweatshirt westchester topped by a small yellowDILF printed across a dad's chest does exactly zero work as an acronym because every brain in the barbecue already finished that word six seconds ago. The wholesome subtitle underneath is just a doily thrown over the evidence. The Details: Large distressed white bubble style text reads "DILF" as the dominant element. Smaller matching rounded white text beneath reads "DEDICATED INVOLVED" above "& LOVING FATHER," all carrying a weathered vintage texture