New Year Grab a Beer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt genius Arched distressed yellow serif text

Arched distressed yellow serif text reads "COFFEE" above a vintage 1950s advertisement-style illustration of a grinning man in a yellow plaid shirt holding a coffee cup

Running a pizza joint in Harlem while your son is catching bullets with his teeth is the kind of work-life balance most parents never have to navigate

Distressed white text reads "HOLIDAY" in bold block capitals above "Bowl" in flowing script

Telling a made guy he's funny is either a death wish or the greatest comedy bit ever improvised over dinner

but the distressed vintage font apparently makes it official

New Year Grab a Beer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt genius Arched distressed yellow serif textResolutions are just elaborate lies people tell themselves before returning to their habits. The only honest New Year's tradition involves admitting that optimism pairs best with alcohol. The Details: White block lettering reads "NEW YEAR!" above yellow text stating "GRAB A BEER!" in bold sans serif typography. A cartoon beer mug character displays a smiling face with stick arms and legs, topped with white foam and surrounded by yellow decorative