Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Large white brush-stroke text below

Large white brush-stroke text below reads "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE

and blue eagle seal

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Employee of the month at All American Burger is the kind of honor that comes with a paper hat and zero career prospects

White sans-serif text below reads "NETWORK TELEVISION" above a thin blue-to-white gradient line

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Large white brush-stroke text belowEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads