Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Black block lettering at the

Black block lettering at the bottom reads "5390 STEVENS CREEK BLVD

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Arched white uppercase sans-serif text reads "WHAT YOU GOT ON MY 40 HOMIE

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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Black block lettering at theBanjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in. Wholesome clip art canoe guys have no idea they're paddling straight into the most regrettable Google search at your barbecue. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water. Below the illustration, white serif text