If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex T-Shirt watsonville Only the right dads will

Only the right dads will nod when they read it

That boat never saw water

NV" with decorative script reading "Since 1996" above a small ornamental flourish

Red script text reads "Squatchin'" across the top

Bold distressed white block capitals read "WASH YOUR BALLS" beneath the figure

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex T-Shirt watsonville Only the right dads willRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered