Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Tank Top Surf Red and white striped Uncle

Red and white striped Uncle Sam top hat tops the design

Calling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag

vintage screen-print style

" Lighting a fuse by hand is just America's annual finger donation program

flanked by green vertical text reading "ESTD" and "1907

Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Tank Top Surf Red and white striped UncleBoating safety literature never uses the word "getcha," and that's how you know exactly which marina gift shop reject aisle this came from. The cabin cruiser illustration is just there so you can point at it when someone's grandmother asks. The Details: Retro 1970s groovy bubble lettering in white reads "BOATING" across the top. A white line art illustration of a cabin cruiser with a flag, windows, and waves beneath it sits centered below. White text